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Crabs Adjust Humidity Vol. 5 (CAH - Cards Against Humanity Expansion)
 

Crabs Adjust Humidity Vol. 5 (CAH - Cards Against Humanity Expansion)

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Volume Five of the unofficial 3rd-party expansion* to the hit party game Cards Against Humanity.

When we first created Crabs Adjust Humidity, they said we were crazy. "Doomed."**

I like to think we weren't, at first. But it's too late now, for us. FAR too late. All we can do now is complete the ritual, and hope that when the Old Ones come, they pass up our shrunken, withered husks in favor of more... succulent meat.

To that end***, we bring you Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume Five. Here's another 112 cards, stuffed to the gills full of blasphemy, vitriol and the foul gibbering of the irredeemably insane.

* This is meant to be played with Cards Against Humanity. We mean it.

** Looking back a few years later... Maybe they were right. More right than they could have ever known. If only we had listened, maybe none of the rest of it would have happened. Maybe Little Joey would still be alive, and the rest of us might be able to look ourselves in the mirror without the irresistible urge to simultaneously vomit and masturbate.

*** Really, it's everybody's end: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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